I'm Kaitlyn :) I'm 24 years old and married to my absolute best friend who just so happens to be in the Air Force 🇺🇸✈️. I've been in college for way too long because I can't make up my mind📝📓📚. I'm so shy and awkward but it's part of my charm 😜 I'm really close with my family, especially my in-laws. I'm addicted to law and order re-runs. HGTV is my shit. I can't cook to save my life. I'm a nail biter which is really unfortunate👎 my favorite band as of recently is The Colourist 🎤🎶 I run out of things to talk about way too quickly.

I hate

My fucking job. It’s shitty and this guy I work with called me a stupid cunt and a bitch last night while the owners sat back and did nothing until I lost my shit on him. Then I call in today and they tell me I HAVE TO come in. I don’t have to fucking do anything. I’ll quit. I don’t need the money that fucking badly. Management there fucking sucks. Pretty sure tonight or Monday night is gonna be my last night 😒 didn’t even make it a full month and I’m quitting. Fuck this.

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3 days ago
thisiselliz:

Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal i’ll tell you h’wat

thisiselliz:

Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal i’ll tell you h’wat

(via ruinedchildhood)

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5 days ago

zaynobrien:

Fun fact: I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift was actually about Ellen DeGenerous 

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and now I’m lying on the cold hard ground. 

(via foreverjessie)

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1 week ago
Anonymous asked: I put a condom on a cucumber once and stuck it in my vajayjay... it didn't fit all the way so I stuck it back in the fridge.


Answer:

milsotherapy:

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1 week ago

crimson-winter:

wo-nderland:

this never gets old

SANDRA BULLOCK IS MY QUEEN

(Source: theplushbear, via shirotoravii)

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1 week ago

trohuman:

frostyfalloutboy:

Fall out Boy Through The Years

2003-2013

cRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING

(Source: ghostsaregay, via northdakotalove)

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1 week ago

Evan Peters + AHS

(Source: huhcoob, via lovinglifeee18)

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1 week ago
americanhorrorstoryonfx:

Around and around we go … where Twisty stops, nobody knows. Step right up to the Freak Show this Wed at 10p.   

americanhorrorstoryonfx:

Around and around we go … where Twisty stops, nobody knows. Step right up to the Freak Show this Wed at 10p.   

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1 week ago
somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

(via vivaaalabam13)

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1 week ago

bansheeprincess:

Evan Peters in American Horror Story season premieres

Yes please.

(Source: phoabetonkin)

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1 week ago

Customer Service Problem #34

Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.

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(Source: ijustneedthemoney, via ttiigerlily)

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1 week ago

I drank 2 monsters earlier and now I’m wired

I just wanna sleep 😭😭😭

Posted
1 week ago
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